*AHEM* Weekend You Are Late

I was looking forward to a well rested weekend spent at the lake fishing and drinking and just generally hanging out with my friend Jill. Jill lives a bit over two hours away in a small town that is even more depressing than mine. Jill and I met over the classifieds of the Other Paper at a bar review class. Sounds interesting eh? No really, she was reading them and starting laughing aloud which of course peeked my interest as I was taking up the couch across from her. She then proceeded to read them to me and a friendship was born. Who would have thought??

Jill and I do strange things together. With my other friends we go places and do things. Jill and I are much more into home improvement and tv. It is not a good idea to take Jill to Lowes because you will end up with all sorts of things that you do not know how to use or that "should" work or projects that come with the tag "oh we can do this". Then you come home and we proceed to stumble through the mass amount of puttys, primers, nails, caulks, screws, prybars and the like. However, I must admit that we have successfuly completed every project that we have started. It may require another trip to Lowes or some DIY.com assistance but we get there and my father is always amazed.

Well, this weekend the fishing trip is a big ole no go, Jill has to work. Attorneys always have to work. However, this attorney refuses to work this weekend. Instead of sipping miller light and drowning some worms I shall be painting my house. Jill, you're missing painting the house which will involve a bucket truck, a sprayer and me. That's sure to be an adventure. Although, I have seen how Jill paints and I am still scraping paint off of doors, windows etc. So, maybe it is best that she work.

My attorney rant for the day. Did you see the Paris Hilton interview with Larry King? She told Larry that her attorney didn't tell her that she couldn't drive but that she could drive after 30 days. That's it princess be like the rest of the world and hang your attorney out to dry. Everyone blames things on their attorney, you hired us, you paid us, if you don't like it, fire us and find another one. Okay, rant over.

Hello.. weekend are you here yet??